Things you would learn about Mrs. Mandi Dassler from her facebook profile
Mandi Dassler is married to Frederick Dassler
she has worked for Mr. Dassler for the past 10 or so years as a hit man, her professional duties include shopping, cooking, cleaning , child care, and being sexually harassed on a regular basis
she went to Lancaster High School
she is LDS
Gerard Butler is her favorite actor
she loves sewing, recycling, capoeira, and singing in the shower
she no longer lives in the ghetto
and she is afraid of strangers
If you're board and take a look at her photos you might learn
that her husband is pretty silly
she has a son and a daughter who are also silly
her Christmas trees are usually of the construction paper variety
she lets her daughter ride on her back while she mows the lawn
she likes to decorate her kids birthday cakes and make their Halloween costumes
she was very skinny in high school and ditched a lot mostly to do ridiculous things
she always has a blast hanging out with her brother's and their families
she is extremely excited to own a dishwasher
And then if you have even more free time on your hands you could look through some recent activity on her wall and learn
her husband enjoys posing for pictures with big guns
her friends know she can sew and enjoy when she shares her talents with them
she hates when it snows in Lancaster and germ spreaders
she rarely gets out of the house by herself
she is tired of hearing people announce their pregnancies (only because there are a million of them a day)
she is in fact pregnant herself
her best friend Annie misses her
her daughter hides her shoes for 6 months at a time
she can belch louder than any of her brothers
she likes power tools
and she starts projects and then procrastinates to finish them thus turning Christmas dresses into new years dresses and then again into birthday dresses
Congratulations on the pregnancy! Very exciting news. How far along are you?
ReplyDeleteThanks Tera I'm about 6 months along now, baby is due begining of summer
ReplyDeleteYou are very far along. I have had a feeling you were pregnant for a while...but you are good at keeping secrets I guess! If you remember...I asked if there was a reason you would need a 3rd chair for your kids table back when you posted that blog entry!!!
ReplyDeletehaha Tera I think it's more fun this way now time will go by really fast before you know it I'll be blogging about a new baby.
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